"Of any place in the world where
kids can understand spiritual truth, it is at camp."
- Josh McDowell
"Camp is the single most important activity the church
has to offer our young people today."
- Thomas Trask
"A five day camp is the equivalent of one year in church."
-
Dan Reiland
Top Ten Reasons Why NOT to attend
Christian camp this summer.
| 10. |
"Murder
She Wrote" marathon
on tv featuring that wacky Angela Landsbury. |
| 9. |
Thumbs are out of shape
and in desperate need of video game workout. |
| 8. |
I currently have too many
friends, camp would only cause me to make more. |
| 7. |
Allergic to fresh air and
sunny days. |
| 6. |
I had fun once and I swore
I would never have fun again. |
| 5. |
I am hoping that my minimum
wage job at McDonalds turns into a career so I can
flip hamburgers the rest of my life and so somehow
enter eternity as the best hamburger flipper who
ever greased...I mean, graced this rock we call earth. |
| 4. |
Intense desire to stay
indoors so my skin will be as pasty as possible for
the coming school year. |
| 3. |
Currently on the waiting
list for Alien abduction and I don't want to miss
my shot at the Mother Ship. |
| 2. |
Since watching "The
Lord of the Rings", I have an intense fear of
trees. |
| 1. |
I am currently way
too close to God and wouldn't want Him to turn my life
upsidedown radically changing the way I look at Him,
others, and life for eternity. |
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